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CAN YOU IMAGINE JUST HOW RIDICULOUSLY LOUD SEX WOULD BE BETWEEN TWO ROBOTS LIKE FORTRESS MAXIMUS AND ULTRA MAGNUS
IGNORING ANY VOCAL NOISES, ALRIGHT. STILL ABSURDLY LOUD. OH MY GOD.
Yes please thank you
I’m imagining it sounds a lot like two vehicles falling down a flight of stairs, even to the most sexually savvy robot. This can sometimes get awkward.
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>w< they call their feet “boots”
I guess Smokescreen was right.
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i hate accidentally opening internet explorer it just doesn’t close easily and it makes me think it gets so excited i’m finally using it and NO YOU CAN’T CLOSE ME I JUST OPENED NO DON’T and then sob i’m sorry i.e.
This is now my Tron OC.
I am going to somehow design the I.E program. It’s been done before, certainly, but when was the last time it was a cute, needy thing, aware of it’s flaws and the favouritism against it, and somewhat resentful of its users because it just doesn’t measure up to its peers? I like the idea of a program that’s bullied and shamed for being clunky and slow… but it tries! In a sort of depressive, what’s the point anymore, kind of way. But maybe it’ll hold onto that little bit deep-seated hope that it’ll be popular again, and get that one much-needed update that’ll bring back the glory days. Suffice to say I.E is stuck in the past, and can’t let go of this small sense of entitlement, but regardless of all its failures, you know it’ll always be there. Maybe it won’t be able to do much, but it’ll still be there for you.
Now do I make it a boy or a girl program?
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